I am currently suffering from what Beloved and I have decided to call "The Winter Hungries."
Our definition of "The Winter Hungries" is: An onset of cold and winter-like weather coupled with a strong desire to consume larger amounts of food than normal. Desired foods are generally from the category of food commonly known as "crap-ass bad for you." A secondary symptom may be a compulsion to make phrases seem more clever by the over use of quotation marks.
The other side effects of "The Winter Hungries" (I can NOT stop with the quotation marks I only wish you could hear the musical sting that offers further punctuation as I type "The Winter Hungries.") Anyway the other side effect seems to be a general lack of desire to exercise. So there you see where the bad combination comes in.
Truthfully my lack of desire to exercise actually came about two weeks ago after my team kicked some ass and won the office exercise challenge. Yours truly logged the most work outs in said office.
Can you guess what the prize was for each member of the team who had the most workouts during the competition?
Why a $35 gift certificate to Johnny Carino's of course!
I guess I am going to have to come up with some kind of challenge for myself at home.
It will involve prizes you can be sure!
Maybe I should make it a cross country blog wide thing...just to up the anty.
Who's in?
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