Monday, November 28, 2005

Hottie of the week (Naughty Boy Edition)


I realized suddenly that due to my post-Thanksgiving Day be lazy and slothful festival this past weekend, I neglected to elect a hottie.

In honor of the beginning of the season where it is determined whether one has been naughty or nice,

I present this weeks naughty hottie.......

JUDE LAW!!!!!!

6 comments:

Chris Rock said...

Who the hell is Jude Law, and why is he the hottie? Hell, I'm damn good lookin', and I sure ain't no angel. What does a brother have to do to get to be a hottie on this blog?

sean penn said...

Jude Law, for Mr. Rock's information, is one of our generation's most attractive actors. I get a little tingly around the anus just mentioning his name. From his smoothly chiseled face to his silky accented voice, Jude Law not only has the right to be a called a hottie, but he deserves to be recognized as such by the free world. But then, our country has not really been free since the 2000 election, has it? Damn you, Bush, and your war-mongering! And shame to you, Mr. Rock, for villifying a man whose gorgeousness is beyond question.

Chris Rock said...

Damn. Maybe what's making you tingly around your anus is that stick up your butt.

The Professor said...

I'm sorry to interject, but "Tingly Around Uranus" is the copyrighted title of my book on astronomy. If you're looking for it, you'll find it placed right next to "Poon."

Ted Carter said...

Don't make me pull out the picture of Jude from A.I. again...

Ali said...

Aw crap, I just laughed really hard and busted my back again. Damn you, fake celebrities!