Words can not describe this blog.
Who the hell is Jude Law, and why is he the hottie? Hell, I'm damn good lookin', and I sure ain't no angel. What does a brother have to do to get to be a hottie on this blog?
Jude Law, for Mr. Rock's information, is one of our generation's most attractive actors. I get a little tingly around the anus just mentioning his name. From his smoothly chiseled face to his silky accented voice, Jude Law not only has the right to be a called a hottie, but he deserves to be recognized as such by the free world. But then, our country has not really been free since the 2000 election, has it? Damn you, Bush, and your war-mongering! And shame to you, Mr. Rock, for villifying a man whose gorgeousness is beyond question.
Damn. Maybe what's making you tingly around your anus is that stick up your butt.
I'm sorry to interject, but "Tingly Around Uranus" is the copyrighted title of my book on astronomy. If you're looking for it, you'll find it placed right next to "Poon."
Don't make me pull out the picture of Jude from A.I. again...
Aw crap, I just laughed really hard and busted my back again. Damn you, fake celebrities!
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