Sorry it has been so long, but you can't say I didn't warn you.
Have I mentioned that I have not enjoyed the process of buying clothes for a while?
That fact still appears to be true.
I spent far too long schlepping around today in search of a dress to wear to my brother's wedding next week.
Wanna know what I came home with?
Because everything was ugly, too expensive, or made me look like I am made of nothing but ass and boobs. Lemme tell you NO ONE wants to look at that. Not that people are going to be looking at me in particular, as it is the Bride's day. Thank God all I have to do is show up with #2 dressed and ready to drop flower petals on time. Once she is delivered I just get to sit back and watch, then eat some cake. My kind of wedding participation.
So I came home shopped online, paid and outrageous amount of money to have the dress shipped before Saturday and get to sit and fret about the dress arriving and not looking atrocious on me.
If not I will recycle the dress I wore to my other brother's wedding three or was it four years ago?
Their pictures didn't turn out so no one will be any the wiser.
Either way I am buying new shoes.
Perhaps I should work on this procrastination thing.