Tuesday, December 27, 2011

That's One Way to do it!

Hey! You want to know a good way to un-do all the damage your holiday overindulgence caused?

Get the stomach flu the day after Christmas! You'll be back down to that pre-holiday weight in no time.

Of course you will spend a day begging someone to kill you and put you out of your misery, but hey that number on the scale makes it all worth it right?

Nothing like spending your day off hanging over the toilet! Those after Christmas sales are overrated anyway!

Now that I have imparted this special piece of advice, I have to get back to my Gatorade. Yum! Electrolytes!

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