I do try hard not to smell bad by the way.
My pirate name is:
Dirty Bess Flint
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.