Sunday, January 01, 2006

Hottie of the week...NAY! Hottie of the YEAR!!

Well friends it is a new year and the new year just would not be complete here at Babble On if we did not name a Hottie of the Year.

Hottie of the year 2005 did not appear in any magazines, nor did he appear on film or television.

This hottie is a Midwestern boy, born and bred. He appears weekly at a small town high school in our fair state...Kansas.

He occasionally appears onstage locally and is funny as hell if I do say so myself.

Our Hottie is a devoted family man, and recently won awards from his wife for cleaning the house, washing and folding all the laundry, braving Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon, (on New Years Eve no less!) and made preparations for guests while his wife lay in bed fighting off a vile illness.

I could go on and on about the virtues of this man, but it is late and I know that you all are dying for me to make the big reveal.

So without further ado I present the Hottie of the Year for 2005........

My beloved husband.

Sorry there are no statuettes or cash prizes dear..but maybe a little sumpin sumpin later on. (nudge nudge wink wink!)

Sorry ladies...this hottie is spoken for.


Ali said...

AND he can turn his feet, like, 360 degrees! And make cookies for demanding guests! And refrain from making snide comments about said guests' singing abilities! He's a keeper.

Ted Carter said...

You know, I have been mistaken for said hottie on more than one occasion. Does that make me a hottie, too? Didn't think so. Sigh.