Sunday, January 01, 2006

Hottie of the week...NAY! Hottie of the YEAR!!


Well friends it is a new year and the new year just would not be complete here at Babble On if we did not name a Hottie of the Year.

Hottie of the year 2005 did not appear in any magazines, nor did he appear on film or television.

This hottie is a Midwestern boy, born and bred. He appears weekly at a small town high school in our fair state...Kansas.

He occasionally appears onstage locally and is funny as hell if I do say so myself.

Our Hottie is a devoted family man, and recently won awards from his wife for cleaning the house, washing and folding all the laundry, braving Wal-Mart on a Saturday afternoon, (on New Years Eve no less!) and made preparations for guests while his wife lay in bed fighting off a vile illness.

I could go on and on about the virtues of this man, but it is late and I know that you all are dying for me to make the big reveal.

So without further ado I present the Hottie of the Year for 2005........

My beloved husband.

Sorry there are no statuettes or cash prizes dear..but maybe a little sumpin sumpin later on. (nudge nudge wink wink!)

Sorry ladies...this hottie is spoken for.

2 comments:

Ali said...

AND he can turn his feet, like, 360 degrees! And make cookies for demanding guests! And refrain from making snide comments about said guests' singing abilities! He's a keeper.

Ted Carter said...

You know, I have been mistaken for said hottie on more than one occasion. Does that make me a hottie, too? Didn't think so. Sigh.