Me to my Beloved Husband: Could you bring me the thermometer please so that I can take #2's temperature?
(BH comes over and notices that the temperature I am about to check is that of our lovely #2)
BH to #2: If you have a fever you are grounded.
Luckily she has no temp and is not grounded. She does have a really gross sounding cough though. I will totally ground her tiny little booty if she gets sick while I am off work this week.